Women do not spend hours on sites like LC hitting on men ten years their junior. Nor do they feel the need to check out every other female on his friends list and leave jealous nasty comments on their profiles. Women are too busy with real men, in real life.
Women aren't always pretty, with perfect makeup and shaved legs. Sometimes they take less than three showers a day. Sometimes we even *gasp* don't dress up to go to Wal Mart!
Women don't think gaining three pounds is a national crisis.
Women understand that the best way to attract a man is to BE YOURSELF. Either he'll like you or he won't, but at least he won't like you for someone you aren't.
Women are honest. They'll tell you right up front they don't like football, instead of sitting through game after game bitter and miserable to make a man happpy.
Women don't take shit from anyone. They are confident in themselves, and who they are. Snide comments or dirty looks will not change that.
Women are unique and beautiful. They don't conform to the latest trends in music, clothes or food. A fad is a fad....and they've seen them come and go.
Women are not afraid to be honest. But they also know a man who says "I love you" after two weeks doesn't mean it.
Women will read this nodding their head. Girls will be offended. Did I offend you?