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women make me break out in hives...
created @ 06/7/2011 02:47 pm
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So... my last two female companions seemed to cause an allergic reaction when they stayed the night. I would wake up in the morning itching, swollen, etc... (and NO, it was NOT in the 'special areas! lmfao)

Since sleeping alone for some time now, the symptoms have vanished, making me believe that I am allergic to perfumes, lotions, hair products, or SOMETHING that you women wear. Tearful.gif

In the future, should I:
A- Make them take a 20 minute shower before bed?
(Probably not a bad idea anyhow... ya never know! lol)
But how do you make tell them that they have to hit the locker room BEFORE the big game???

B- Just say F* it, and go buy a hypo-allergenic dog.
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