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An old woman was sitting in her living room mourning the loss of her dear husband. As she sat holding his picture, she made up her mind to commit suicide. She thought of many different ways to kill herself. Poison. Hanging. She finally settled on shooting herself in the heart. She wasn't sure she knew exactly where her heart was and decided to call the doctor. She wanted to do this right. "Doctor," she says. "where is the human heart?" "Well" he replies "on a woman it would be just below the left breast." The old woman was rushed to the hospital later that day with a gunshot wound to her left knee.
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