A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies.
The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency.
But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a blue movie.
She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbours can hear it."
She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counsellor for help.
