I was born in a wee city called Aberdeen on the east side of Scotland. I love my homeland and proud to be of Celtic heritage. I love to play football and play Sunday league; we're second in the division (Boo Yeah!!) I love water; feel completely at home in it, used to race for my local team Brechin Beavers (I’m more than aware of the latter word innuendo, I love those as well) I love to draw! My main influence is Escher and I love to read books. I have traveled quite a bit; I've been to Vietnam, India, The USA, Philippines, Canary Islands, Spain and France and plan to travel a lot more before my bones get too old to carry me.I Love girls that make the effort to look good, are intelligent and have a good sense of humor (had too many girlfriends that don't have any, sorry ex-girls x) If there's one thing that I don't really like it's girls drinking pints as their stable bar diet. It's not a sexist thing, the stuff is tasteless, it's gets you shit faced inevitably and gives anyone who drinks it a beer gut. I'd like to wait until I have a pregnant wife before I have a girlfriend who looks like they've consumed a barrel of beer still in the cask.I hate girls and women that are arrogant, ignorant, selfish and generally think they’re the mutts nuts to mankind (if you’re one of them, have a good look in the mirror and ask yourself. If I didn’t have the looks what would I have?)I’m pretty easy going, but no push over, I love to have a laugh but I guess I’ve got quite a dry and sometimes rude sense of humor. I love animals, especially dogs, I’ve got a Border collie called Tara, she’s my substitute for a girlfriend at the moment (If you instantly thought about bestiality, then you’re just wrong in the head and on the wrong website, I meant for cuddling company) and I have a cat called Tammy. I’ve had to paint a little orange corner in the lounge as she clashes with everything in the house because she’s ginger. T.B.C