Wicked's blog: "Wizard of Oz"

Well I have been noticed that the lack of drugs this morning has got me to convince a whole bunch of people to be characters from the wizard of Oz. I am ecstatic that I have found people as wacky as me. Now back to the reason of the blog. I have noticed that I have no flying monkeys....I NEED SOME. Its imperative that we find my missing monkeys and stat. Also where are all the munchkins? Dorothy is completely lost without toto and my god the tin man and the lion have lost their soul mate the scarecrow.... What are you people doing about these lost people...Will i see them on the back of milk cartons? If you know where i could find them please contact..the wicked witch of the west at 1800imevil... Thank you WWW.