Wive's of Golfers
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
undies?" her husband demanded. "Well, you didn't give me enough housekeeping
money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear.
"Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also
blows up to show that she too is wearing no
undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?" She replies, "I
can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of decency, here's $10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her
head to reveal that she, too, is naked under
it. "Sweet mudder of Jasus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?" She too explains,
"You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman
reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, here's a comb.
Tidy yerself up a bit.