WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde
catches up. She jumps out of her car,
runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing
some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds
down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light,
the girl catches up again. She jumps out
of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and
you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores
her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light,
the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of
her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker rolls down the window.
Again, she says "Hi, my name is Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker
revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets
out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window,
and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin,
it's winter in
IOWA
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
