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Wine vs. Water
created @ 06/7/2007 07:52 am
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Wine vs. Water

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh__.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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