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A Store That Sold Wives Just Open Up On Da Corner Of Bigger & Better In Grand Rapids Mi.Now Like The Store In New York,A Man May Go And Choose A Wife.This Store Also Has Instructions at The Entrance & A Description Of How The Store Works.....So A Man Goes To The Wife Store To Find A Wife.
On The First Floor The Sign On The Door Reads:
Floor 1 - These Women Have Jobs And Love The Lord.The Second Floor Sign Reads:
Floor 2 - These Women Have Jobs, Love The Lord, And Love Kids.The Third Floor Sign Reads:
Floor 3 - These Women Have Jobs, Love The Lord, Love kids, And Are Extremely Goregous. "Wow," He Thinks, But Feels Compelled To Keep Going.He Goes To The Fourth Floor And Sign Reads:
Floor 4 - These Women Have Jobs, Love The Lord, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Good Goregous And Help With The Housework. "Oh, Mercy Me!" He Exclaims, "I Can Hardly stand It!" Still, He Goes To The Fifth Floor And The Sign Reads:
Floor 5 - These Women Have Jobs, Love The Lord, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Gorgeous,Help With The Housework, And Have A Strong Romantic Streak. He Is So Tempted To Stay, But He Goes To The Sixth Floor And The Sign Reads:
Floor 6 - You Are Visitor 4,363,012 To This Floor. There Are No Women On This Floor. This Floor Exists Solely As Proof That Men Are As Impossible To Please Just As Much As Women.Thank You For Shopping At The Wife Store. Watch Your Step As You Exit The Building, And Have A Nice Day!
