To all my Americans Friends, people from the area where I come from are affectionately known as Geordies, we dont speak english as such but a mixture of english and scottish, and at times hard to understand. Just to clarify the point here is our versions of Windows
"Geordie" Windows 2000 It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several copies of a Geordie version of Windows 2000, otherwise known as Windaz Too Thoosand, may have accidentally been shipped out of Newcastle. If you have one of the Newcastle editions, you may need some help understanding the commands. You will be able to tell immediately if you have a copy of Windaz 2000 by the egg-timer being replaced by a bottle of Brown Ale. Also note:
* The recycle bin is labelled " Shite "
* Dialup network is called "Me mates"
* Control Panel is known as "How we fook aboot wi the settins"
* The hard drive is referred to as "Big disk wi aall me stuff on it"
Other features to note:
* Cancel - Fook that
* Yes - Aye
* No - Nee fookin chance
* Help - Ah cannit dee it
* Personal folder/My Documents - Aal me shite
Applications exclusive to Windaz 2000
* Tipe Rita - a word processor
* Cullarin book - a graphics package
* Addin masheen - a calculator
* Dole 2000 - accounting software
* Porn - Internet Explorer
