THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICEMAN
Care for a doughnut?
Met your quote?Happy now?
You're NOT going to check the boot are you?
Just had to try out that new siren ,didn't you?
I bet your wife really likes these handcuffs?
Hey ,you must have been doin'150kph to keep up with me!good job!
Let's not forget who pays your salary here!
Hey officer ,is that your baton or are you just happy to see me?
I was going to be a cop ,but I decided to finish high school instead.
Oh,No.It's about the body ,isn't it?
You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.
You're going to have to speak up.This is my favorite song.
Thanks officer! The cop yesterday only gave me a warning too!
