A police officer pulls over a speeding car.The officer says,"i clocked you at 80 miles per hour,sir"
The driver says,"gee officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket,the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
"Can't you plese keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illeagal radar detector unit, the man growls at his wife and says through cleanched teeth, damn it, woman,can't you keep your big mouth shut?"The officer frownes and says."I noticed you weren't wearing a seat belt,sir"Yeah,well you see officer,I had it on ,but took it off when you pulled me over so i could get my licence out of my back pocket."The wife says,"Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on.You never wear your seat belt when youre driving."
And as the officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,"GODDAMN,WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH?"
The officer looks at the woman and asks, Does your husband alway talk to you this way,ma'am?"
"Only when he's drunk"
