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 | The Twelve Days of Christmas for carrie: |  | ||
| Day # | Who? | What they got you | ||
| 1st | an experimental vibrator | |||
| 2nd | a tube of Crabs-Be-Gone | |||
| 3rd | nipple clips | |||
| 4th | most of a dead hooker | |||
| 5th | a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!' | |||
| 6th | A genital piercing | |||
| 7th | A tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge | |||
| 8th | A prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number | |||
| 9th | a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE | |||
| 10th | a taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules' | |||
| 11th | The Marquis de Sade's sex drive | |||
| 12th | A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please | |||
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