LilAngelBaby's blog: "Why women love assholes!!!!"

RHYMES WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC 1st LINE..... BUT LEAST ROMANTIC 2nd LINE : * Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed * I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother * Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head! * Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face * Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not * I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face * I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! * My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life * I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming * My feelings for you, no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" * What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime!

center> WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.