Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
You don't have to compliment the person who gave you some.
Person giving you some, doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for nine months.
If you wear your Batman mask, no one will think you're weird.
Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
No guilt the next morning.
If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
