COLOR BLIND CRIMES's blog: "PAY ATTENTION!!"

THE MISSION: GET THROUGH THIS MASSIVE QUIZ TRUTHFULLY. Time Started: 7:35 AM. Name: BILL Gender: JUST A DUDE. 1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in, then start the water? WATER FIRST. 2) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle? YEAH. 3) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essences commerials? NAH. 5) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? WHEN I WAS A KID. 6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? NAH, SHOWER STUFF AND SINK STUFF ARE KEPT SEPARATE. 7) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? FUCK YEAH IT HURTS!!! 8) How old do you look? LIKE A GRUBBY 17 YEAR OLD. 9) How old do you act? 26 GOING ON 3 AND 1/2. 10) What's the last song you heard/sang? ME AND BOBBY MCGHEE BY JANIS JOPLIN. 11) Have you recently become a member of anything? A MEMBER OF THE LONGEST FUCKIGN SURVEY EVER CLUB. 12) What are your plans for the weekend? PROLLY NOTHING, CAUSE I'M A LOSER. 13) What is your mood at the moment? BLAH. 14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? YEAH, KICKED IT'S ASS TO!!! 15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after drinking? SOMETIMES TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE BOOZE. 16) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most be like? THE GUY WHO FIRES THE CANNONS AND ORDERS THE RUM!!! 17) Have you ever called anyone a slut? YEAH, A FEW PEOPLE. 18)has anyone ever called you a slut? YEAH, A FEW PEOPLE. 19) Have you ever smuggled something into Canada? SMUGGLED STUFF OUT ONCE. 20) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive? NAH, USUALLY MAKES YOU AN ANTISOCIAL DEUCHE BAG. 21) Do you live in a city with a good sports team? HELL NO. 22) Have you ever finished off the popcorn? YEAH. 23) Have you ever turned someone down for a date? YEAH. 24) What's your favorite super-hero? TO MANY TO NAME. 25) Do you have more enemies or more friends? I'D LIKE TO THINK MORE FRIENDS, BUT I KNOW THAT ISN'T THE CASE. 26) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter? A COUPLE. 27) Can you fix your own car? TO A POINT. 29) Are you smarter than your friends? NAH, LIKE TO THINK ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE ALL PRETTY EQUAL. 30) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends? nEVER INTENTIONALLY. 31) Have you ever been to jail? YEAH, GOT TO DO THE HOLD SOMEONES HAND WALK THROUGH OF PERRY. 32) Last thing you bought over 50 dollars? INSULIN. 33) Do you like the smell of beer? GOD YES!! 34) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream? MANY MANY MANY TIMES. 35) Have you ever given to charity? AT LEAST 20 TIMES A YEAR. 36) Would you kill a dog for $1000? DEPENDS ON THE DOG. 37) Do you ever get depressed? YEAH. 38) Do you live with your parents? AT THE MOMENT. 39) Do you have plans for your future? SORTA. You are [] under 5'4 [] 5'4"-5'5" [] 5'5"-5.6" [] 5'6.5 - 5'7 '' [x] 5'7" - 6'0 [] tall (6.1 and up) NATURALLY [] blonde [] redhead [] brunette [] dirty blonde [] brownish [x] dark brown [] black [] red/light brown [] don't Know, dyed too Much [] blue-eyed [] brown-eyed [] black-eyed [] green-eyed [X] hazel-eyed [] gold/gray-eyed [] silver/gray- eyed [X] blue/green-eyed [X] blue/gray-eyed [X] green/gray-eyed [X] they change colors [] amber [] glasses [] contacts [X] neither [] both [] medium hair ish [] kinda long hair [x] short hair Your favourite color(s) are? []red [] khaki [] aqua [] pink [x] hot pink [] yellow [x] black [x] green [] lime green [X] blue [] white []turquoise [] silver [] purple [] brown [] orange [X] grey [] fuscia [] maroon [] gold [] teal [] coral [] clear [] bronze [X] I don't really care [] rainbow [] I basically like all colors (I hate yellow and orange) [] except for yellow. and pink. and purple. Your personality is sometimes... [x] talkative [x] shy [x] funny [x] serious [x laid back [X] strict [x] hyper [x] sarcastic [x] I have multiple personalities You like listening to: [x] pop [X] country [] Christian [x] orchestral/classical [] techno [x] oldies [] opera [] soca [x] 80's [] disco [] rap [x] classic rock [x] pop punk [x] metal [x] reggae [x] rock [x] alt/indie rock [] emo [X] foreign rock [x] ska [x] lots of different stuff [] dancehall The pets you have HAD [x] cat [x] dog [x] lizard [X] mouse [X] ferret [x] bunny [x] fish [] horse [X] frog [x] hermit crab [] turtle [x] hamster [] snake [] gerbil [] guinea pig [] pig [] goat [] chinchilla [] tarantula [] geese [] baby chicks [] baby ducklings [] none [] hedgehog [] snail [] piranha [X] parrot [X] newt [] pigeon [] cockatial Your confessions: [] I'm afraid of silence [X]I am really ticklish [] I'm afraid of the dark [x] I've collected comic books [x] I sometimes shut out others [x] I open up to others TOO easily [x] I read the newspaper [x] I love Disney movies [x] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes [x] I am a sucker for gorgeous smile [] I don't kill bugs- [] I have "x"s in my screen name [X] I bake well [x] I have worn pajamas to class [] I love Martha Stewart [] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS [X] I am self-conscious [x] I love to laugh [] I can't swallow pills [] I bite my nails [x] I play computer games when I'm bored [x] I have gotten lost in the city [x] I have gone out in public in my pajamas [x] I made out in an elevator [X] I have been skydiving [X] I have been bungee jumping [x] I have bitten someone [x] I have egged or rolled a house/car/telephone booth. [x] I have smashed into a car or dented [] I have been fired [x] I have been skinny dipping Have you ever... [x] seen a shooting star [x] joke proposed to anyone [x] gotten stitches [x] eaten Sushi [x] gotten the chicken pox [x] ridden in a taxi [] been on a cruise ship [x] driven over 400 miles in one day [x] been on a plane by yourself [x] had surgery [X] seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater [x] been on stage [x] gotten a black eye [x] memorized all the dialogue in a movie [X] watched an entire baseball game Do you like... [x] old movies [X] musicals [x] blasting music in your car/or someone else's [x] foreign foods [X] gameboy Pokemon [] Christmas time [x] animals [x] coffee [x] tea [] summer [X] winter TWOs OF EVERY KIND Two Names You Go By: BILL, BILLY BUICK. Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: SHORTS, T-SHIRT. Two Places You Want to go on Vacation: EUROPE, AUSTRAILIA. Two favorite animals? DOGS, PENGUINS. Two Reasons you're doing this survey: ADDICTION, INSANITY. Spell your name without vowels: WLLM JSPH WLSH 3RD How many pairs of jeans do you own? 8 NOW. AL THE SAME COLOR AND STYLE. What color(s) do you wear most often? BLACKS AND BLUES. Are you missing someone right now? NOT REALLY. Are you happy with your life right now? NOT REALLY, REALIZING MORE AND MORE HOW MUCH IT SUCKS. Do you shop at stores like Aeropostale and American Eagle? HELL NO. How do you make money? BEING SHADY. Last thing you bought? COUGH SYRUP AND SMOKES.... How's the weather? FUCKING AWESOME!!! When do you start summer break? SUMMER. Favorite pair of shoes: I'M FUCKING DIABETIC SHOES, AND MY BLACK ONES. Do you own big sunglasses? YEAH, PABLO ESCABAR STYLE. What should you be doing right now? EATING. How many beds did you lay in yesterday? NONE. Name one thing that you do everyday? TAKE INSULIN. What's the color of your bedroom walls? OPEN INSULATION COLOR. When was the last time you saw your dad? BOUGHT 8 YEARS NOW. What did you have for dinner last night? CHICKEN ALFREDO. Look to your right, what do you see? AN IRISH CASTLE. Do you have plants in your room? NO. What's your favorite starbucks drink? OCTO SHOT MOCHA PEPPERMINT FRAPPACHINO.