Pinupgangsterzombie's blog: "Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? "

Dear Dumb Bitch

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

And the fattest asses. Bend over bitch. This speech will fuck you.

Not that you aren't the community bicycle already.

But then again
You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance. I can see your point on some of the things you are saying,
but i still think you are full of shit, If you're going say something that stupid you could at least fake a stroke.
Sure i could go with the You don't know who/what your dealing with approach like you do, but you should already fully know and consider this.
I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself, and I have sat back and had to hear about it enough.
I would like to insult you but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended, and I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, I have a much lower opinion of you.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet what ever it is it's hard for you to pronounce and might i add,
Thank you, we're all challenged by your unique point of view just as well as you are, cause we know, it must be hard copying off of someone Else's originality.
I usually would refuse to enter into a battle of wits with some one like you because its against my moral code to attack a person who has no idea what they are saying and has more
faces to them than a polygon, and no, a polygon is not a dead parrot.
Is there no beginning to your good taste? Anyone who told you to be you could be what ever you wanted when you grew up,
couldn't have given you worse advice, the media has enough dumb ass blond's thanks. You're just living proof that people like you should not have sex because of unplanned pregnancies. Which wouldn't be such a bad thing if you're parents didn't have an IQ of a rock covered in perk dust.
Your incompetence is an inspiration to Idiotic morons everywhere, your bullshit has gone way far enough,
not everyone hates you, because not everyone knows you. Even though part of your daily routine is pretending people hide in bushes taking pictures of you and pretending to be a local celebrity.  Trick, your unheard of.
But 99% of the ones who do know you hate you, i will give you that, Believe me I have seen the video's.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist, It mean's no one want's to take the time to give a shit.
True, you may be a difficult person to forget, but let me tell you it's well worth the effort, which is easier than trying to imagine your sloppy fat ass with a personality.
We're talking about a girl who claims other girls have no life, claim to be internet famous, and have no friends
 when she's constantly worrying about false "Photo shoots" Which is taken by a shady "best" friend, who's neck i would wring if i could find it,
what color to dye her hair next, and concentrates on being so skinny, she could hand glide with Doritos's, which in turn,
only attracts friends who eat there feelings, who idolize you for bitching about yours. Your a legend in your own mind.
You fake friend ships with anyone you think can protect you from the bodily harm that you claim to not be afraid of, Which, even as strong as i am, there isn't to much more i can do to fuck you up.
I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant to me, i guarantee later on in life we'll look back on this and laugh nervously, well, with the exception of you,
because someday, It’s gonna be my tax dollars paying for padded cell, straight jacket, and shots of lithium that you have so rightfully earned. Don't worry about replying, it's okay.
There's no way I could like you any less. So before you get excited at your next chance to speak and spend hours maybe meaningless days
picking out shit that may or may not be true about my life, which really doesn't concern you, just remember,
 When I want your opinion, I'll throw a nut up your tree, and
I want you to know that it is perfectly all right to have an unexpressed thought, in your case, I would even Strongly recommend it
and Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no fist so If you have something to say, shut up. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners.

"A monkey in a silk suit, is still a monkey."
With love, from Teresa <3 

p.s. damn i'm good.

Have a complaint?  Bend over and send it straight up your ass. Fuck you.