Over 16,529,272 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
So many posts go "Today, I was sleeping with my best friend's bf when she caught us. I now no longer have a best friend or a partner. FML."
How about we write it like this instead:
"Today, I was being a stupid skank, got caught, and then got what I deserved. FML."
I mean seriously so many of the stories are "Today, I <Insert completely retarted shit that a 2nd grader would know was wrong> and then <got caught, backfired, whatever>. FML."
Seriously? Some of them I understand completely, fucked up shit happens sometimes that isn't your fault or that your average person wouldn't have forseen (getting laid off the same day your dog dies, for example), but so many stories on there are "well no shit Sherlock" moments.
Anyway, off to lunch... eventually... I think lol. Still waiting for my friend. He's a great guy and one of my best friends but Jesus his sense of time is the worst on the planet.
