A Guinness always goes down easy
A Guinness doesn't care when you come
A Guinness doesn't get jealous when you grab another Guinness
A Guinness won't get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath
A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness
After you've had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
Guinness doesn't demand equality
Guinness is always wet
Guinness is never late
Guinness never has a headache
Guinness stains wash out
Hangovers go away
If you change Guinness you don't have to pay alimony
If you pour a Guinness right you'll always get a good head
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness
When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out
You always know when you're the first to pop a Guinness
You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty
You can enjoy a Guinness all month long
You can have a Guinness in public
You can share a Guinness with your friends
You don't have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good
You don't have to wine and dine Guinness
Your Guinness will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
