Why Are Men Happier
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You
can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station
toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
character.
Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't
cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A
five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is
£4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You
almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles
in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache..
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
A GOOD FRIEND HAD THIS AND GAVE IT TO ME
