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| | "WHY AM I DEPRESSED" LOL |
| created @ 11/15/2010 07:25 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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"WHY I'M DEPRESSED"
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of
Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels
, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced)
Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care
Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, my lost savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a
Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told
them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could
drive a truck......
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