For all my fellow dog lovers....these are so cute!!
> Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
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> 1. Blaming your farts on me....not funny...not funny at all !!!
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> 2. Yelling at me for barking.
> I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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> 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
> Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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> 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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> 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
> stuff up when you're not home.
> 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
> Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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> 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
> freak out every time we go back!
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> 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
> haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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> 9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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> 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth.
> You're just jealous.
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> Now lay off me on some of these things,
> We both know who's boss here!
> You don't see me picking up your poop do you ?
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> EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
> A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
> CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
