The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled You Can
Be the Man of Your House. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly
up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going
to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then you will massage my feet and hands.
Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
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