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New Technique

I had to wash the cat and came up with a way to do it without getting clawed and wanted to share this new technique.

 

·  Thoroughly clean the toilet first.

·  Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

·  Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

·  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

   Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.

   CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
   too close to the edge, as his paws will be
   reaching out for any surface they can find.

·  Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. (Don’t worry about the sounds your cat make its quite normal.)

·  Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

·  Stand opposite the door from the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

·  The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Courage

Many think that “courage” is what Webster’s Dictionary says.


However, “courage” is not found in a congregation it is found only at a certain time and place by the individual whom at that certain time, both finds the “courage” and uses it in places it was designed for by that individual.


True Courage is painful and has no allies, for “courage” can neither be seen nor felt but by the individual. For the individual knows that life is neither good nor evil at the time and place of discovering “courage” and only knows it is life.


Life is not good nor is it evil; life is a place a place in which we dwell in order to find our own individual “courage” and place in life.

You couldn't get

You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after 143 days of experience. You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a doctor. You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience. You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after a 143 days of experience. You couldn’t graduate law school and become a Supreme Court Justice after 143 days of experience. BUT.... From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World .... 143 days. We all have to start somewhere. The senate is a good start, but after 143 days, that's all it is - a start. AND strangely, a large sector of the American public is okay with this and campaigning for him. We wouldn't accept this in our own line of work, yet some are okay with this for the President of the United States of America ? Come on folks, we are not voting for the next American Idol!
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