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HELP I NEED FANS GUYS's blog: "SHADY'S BUZZ"

created on 09/20/2007  |  http://fubar.com/shady-s-buzz/b131733  |  3 followers

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THIS IS LUCKY BUT HE'S NOT THE LUCKY ONE I AM.. I'M THE ONE THAT HAS THE BEST OWNER ON FUBAR.. HE ROCKS GUYS.. THE COOLEST DUDE ON FUBAR. RIGHT HERE... ADD HIM FAN HIM AND SHOW THIS MAN LOVE.. YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID... Photobucket
~LUCKY~/ PROUD OWNER OF MIZZ SHADY
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@ fubar Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket "101 reasons to own (and ride) a Harley-Davidson" Photobucket They're made in North America. Most of their components, anyway. Photobucket They're loud (or they can be with a little help). Photobucket They're beautiful. Photobucket Everyone wants to own one. Photobucket There are thousands of accessories available, so you can make your Harley uniquely yours. Photobucket They can be painted outrageous colours, with strange murals, and no one thinks they look terrible or silly. They just look like Harleys. Photobucket There are more Harley mechanics around than for any other bike. Photobucket Even an old, beaten up one looks good. Photobucket They have a long, rich history and heritage. Photobucket Anyone can ride one. Photobucket Everyone recognizes a Harley. Photobucket You can get a Harley tattoo. Photobucket You can get a Harley bumper sticker. Photobucket They hold their value, most of it, even years later. Photobucket There are songs about riding Harleys. There are even collections of Harley music on CD. Photobucket You can find more Harley parts at swap meets and flea markets than for any other bike. Photobucket You can get a loan to buy a Harley easier than most other motorcycles. Photobucket You can buy a fully-dressed Harley with a radio; comfy seats with armrests; a big, useful windshield; solid saddle bags and a trunk, and no one thinks you're an old fart when you ride it. Photobucket You never have to wonder how to spend your extra money. Photobucket You always know there's something appropriate you can give as a gift to a Harley rider. Photobucket You can join a HOG chapter, wear a patch and pretend you're a one-percenter on weekend rides, then go back to your real life on week days without getting into serious trouble. Photobucket An old Harley rusting in a barn is probably still worth something to someone. Photobucket When your Harley is stored away for the winter, you never feel ridiculous when you go to the garage to sit on it or polish a little chrome. Photobucket When you say you're going to clean the bike, your spouse will always know what you're up to for the next few hours and not have to worry. Photobucket It can make you smile on a bad day. Photobucket It gives the local police a way to earn their salaries and keeps them wondering if you're a badass biker or maybe really an influential judge or lawyer under those leathers. Photobucket It gives you the opportunity to try out every metal polish and auto cleaner in the hardware store. Photobucket Every man's second childhood is more fun on a Harley. Photobucket Even a small Harley is a big bike. Photobucket You don't have to wear a lime-green and purple leather body suit to ride a Harley. Photobucket You're more willing to go out and pick up milk and the newspaper if you can ride to the store on your Harley. Photobucket You can wear a Harley cap and not look as silly as 99 per cent of people who wear baseball caps (except of course backwards, which immediately identifies you as a dweeb regardless of the brand name... Remember: people who can't figure out which way a hat goes on are also poor prospects for mates.). Photobucket Unlike sport bikes, you don't need to visit your chiropractor after riding a Harley for more than 15 minutes. Photobucket You never have to explain or apologize for your choice or ride. Photobucket No one ever asks you to race them. Photobucket There's something infinitely satisfying about that big-twin rumble. Photobucket You always have something to talk about with other Harley riders. Photobucket You can always find an after-market part for any Harley, no matter how old it is. Photobucket The chrome is on all the right parts, but you can always add more or take some off and it still looks good. Photobucket If you own two Harleys, people get even more jealous than if you have just one. Photobucket They have only one carburetor to adjust. Photobucket They're always in style. Photobucket If you ride another motorcycle at 40, people think you're either crazy or haven't grown up. If you ride a Harley at 40, people think you're young at heart and have style. Photobucket Harley riders always have something to talk about at parties. Photobucket Sure you can ride other motorcycles to Daytona and Sturgis, but why? Women riding Harleys look sexy, confident and independent. Photobucket Cleaning your bike becomes an act of love and respect - almost worship - with a Harley. Photobucket Harley riders have a better sex life. Honest! Photobucket Harley riders are recognized worldwide. Wear a Harley cap or T-shirt anywhere in the world and someone will walk up and talk to you about your bike. Photobucket People can argue endlessly about the technical advantages and ergonomics of other motorcycles, but when it's all been said, Harley riders get on their bikes and ride away with a smile. Photobucket Harley riders always have a wrench handy to loan someone. Photobucket Harley riders never have to worry about their Harley-riding friends asking to borrow money. Photobucket Harley riders learn to say 'No' early to people who ask to borrow their bike. This skill is useful when dealing with sales people, Jehovah's Witnesses and children. Photobucket Harley riders always turn heads going through the center of town. Photobucket Harley owners can (almost) always get a loan (although they may not be eligible for a Harley Davidson credit card simply because they own a Harley!... or a house, a computer, another motorcycle and a car... or have a steady job and no significant debt... maybe you have to be Bill Gates to qualify, because I have all the rest and I still didn't qualify). Photobucket Harley riders don't have to worry about their bikes being outdated by new technology. Photobucket Long-term marriages are safer with a Harley because the husband will be too preoccupied with the bike to bother meeting other women. And the wife always knows where hubby is when he's not in the house... he's in the garage, polishing something or out riding around town showing off. Photobucket When someone asks "What do you ride," everyone understands "Harley." They don't care what the model is. If you tell them a GSX... or a CBR... or an Intruder... or an ST100... or any of these makes, you have to explain who makes it and what kind of bike it is. Note the eyes of your audience glazing over... Photobucket You meet more people at bike shows and rallies who ride Harleys. Photobucket Speed doesn't matter on a Harley. Photobucket Harleys even make good rat bikes. Photobucket You can ride a Harley in rodeo and field day competitions at bike rallies (try riding a sport bike in the barrel push... or the weenie bite). Photobucket If you want speed and power, you can buy a Buell and still have a Harley. And when people ask you what it is and you tell them, they get a wonderful look of amazement and say things like "Gee, I didn't know they made one like that..." Photobucket There are more Harley riders at any gathering than any other bike rider. Photobucket Harley still offers demos and test rides. Photobucket No matter that he rode a 1953 Triumph Thunderbird in his role, everyone still believes Marlon Brando rode a Harley in the movie The Wild One. Photobucket Harley makes its own mythology. Photobucket When you do the wave to another Harley on the highway they wave back. Photobucket Every other issue aside, Harley takes pride in its people, and its people take pride in Harley. Photobucket Harley Davidsons aren't built on a faceless assembly line that cranks out motorcycles by the ton, it isn't just a product pumped out for consumption. Photobucket It's made by people who care, for people who believe in it. Photobucket You get more grins per mile, even in the rain! Photobucket You dont need to understand "double overhead cam's" to maintain them. Photobucket Harley riders understand that if you have 2 Harley's you are not rich, if you have 2 harleys you have no money at all! Non-Harley riders will never borrow your tools...no metric! Photobucket Harley Davidsons feel better than any other bike. Photobucket You can feel the rumble pulse through you as you ride. Photobucket You don't have to drop the engine out to work on it. Photobucket You can find any style of seat for every year. Photobucket You can build one from the ground-up, and everyone thinks its cool. Photobucket If you have to ask or have it explained, you wouldn't understand. Photobucket They can get you laid! Photobucket The older you are the better; the idle helps keep your pacemaker synchronized... Photobucket Simply put, "They're big, they're bad, and they look good!!!!! Photobucket So you can have nice, wide, soft seat to fit your old, wide, soft butt. Photobucket When people ask "Isn't there a waiting list?", you can tell them "Yeah, I waited 33 years and 9 Jap bikes" Harley salescritters gotta eat to. Photobucket Help keep your neighbors from sleeping away their whole weekend! Photobucket You can do your part to keep the highways properly lubricated. Photobucket Lots of extra protein from those bug hits while rollin' on and smilin' wide! Photobucket Remember those old-time vibrating excercise belt machines? Think of all the flab you can shake off just going to the grocery store! Photobucket Let's just think of them as the Winnebago of motorcycles -- room for everything you ever wanted to bring along... and then some. Photobucket It's a piece of physical fitness equipment -- you have to make sure that you are in shape, just in case you ever have to stand it back up. Photobucket You don't have to explain your mid-life crisis in detail -- "got a Harley" will suffice nicely. Photobucket If someone cuts in front of you in traffic, then sees you in the mirror, you have the "Biker on a Harley" intimidation factor on your side. Photobucket If you get stuck in boring business meetings, you can always think about that stretch of back road with the big sweeping turns. Photobucket "Honey, it's economical -- gets GREAT gas mileage!" Photobucket You can putz along at 20MPH, and still look dangerous. Photobucket If things got bad, you could melt it down and have enough iron to build a locomotive. Photobucket Think of it as "dry cleaning" for your brain -- hop on and do a few miles, and it's amazing how much clearer things are. Photobucket You have a great excuse to wear really old jeans - "He rides a Harley" explains it all. Photobucket You get to hear that neat "plop" sound that comes as their jaws hit the pavement. Photobucket Relieve eye strain and muscle tension -- crank it up and shake 'em around for a while. Photobucket When someone asks what color it is, you can answer "mostly chrome"! Photobucket Because you've wanted one since you were 11 years old, and that was a very long time ago! Photobucket LUCKY FUBAR'S #1 DUDE TO HAVE ON YOUR FRIEND LIST.. YOU ALL KNOW IT NOW DO IT.. Photobucket ~LUCKY~/ PROUD OWNER OF MIZZ SHADY
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