Angellama's blog: "Fubar Status Updates aka Shout out to the FuWorld"

I often wonder what the other people on FU are doing while they are on FU? So I watch my bartab like some kind of FU Analyzer taking statistics....(Ummm...Yes...it does sound like a stalker...RUN! RUN NOW!)

Well, as a Fu Analyzer (now to be shortened to FA for the remainder of this blog), it is my duty to know that some of my friends have gone to work, are at work, have a day off, etc...

The FA sees the sparks happening between two people:

"He/She is wonderful!"

"I never thought I would meet her/him".....

Trick is to realize which ones are true and which ones are playing another for the extra "FU love"..*cough*blings, bling packs, HH*cough*

At the same time the FA watches for those emo stats, standing ready with gift hugs or some other little appropriate gift.

"I can't believe he/she did this!"

"Fuicide." *Fuicide=to delete one's profile because no one here loves them. Only to return a short time later on another profile as   themselves, or for the more extreme, as a whole other person!*

FA sees the "Just Saying" group. (includes the Pretty Pleasers, the Look at the _____ Bling-ers, and the Pouty Ones.)

I will leave it at that or this blog will never be finished.

I am guilty of the sparks stats, emo stats,and  the every day ones. Who am I really sending my thoughts to when I change my status? Who do I expect to react? I sometimes wonder. I am usually just rating, helping people level, following all the FU rules and randomly talking to people here and there. I can spend time on here and my only contact with others is the rating back and forth. It's like watching your favorite soap operas. When one of those people that I am watching contact me I secretly giggle behind my screen.

I think I am the only weirdo that sits and does this. I guess this blog is a warning....