Who am I?
I'M
ABOUT
8
INCHES
LONG.
MY FUNCTIONING
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
I'M
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
LOOSELY,
READY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
I BOAST
A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE,
I'M
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING.
THERE
I'M
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
WHO AM I ????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY
OWN....
TOOTHBRUSH !!!
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
