White House Breakfast <>
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White
House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he
replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How
about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're
starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term
of office for a year!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
