Where i am from
it has four seasons
almost winter, winter, still winter and construction
You make your halloween costume fit over a snow suit
Where I am from you measure distance in hours
Where i am from
You often switch from Heat to A/C in your car, in the same day
Grandparents drive 65MPH through during a blizzard without flinching
Where i am from
People put secruity lights on their homes and garages, but leave both unlocked
They think driving is better int he winter because all the potholes are filled up
Where i am from
Sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas(lol)
there are at least 7 empty cars running in a parking lot at any given time
where i am from
you would acutally understand these jokes.............
Where i am from
they define summer as three months of bad sledding
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack of Genny and a bucket of Buffalo wings.
You think that people from Pennsylvania have an accent
Where I am from
You believe that "down south" means Maryland
You bake with soda and drink pop
You define candy on a stick as a sucker and a hopeless individual as a moron
Where I am from
You know that Buffalo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell
Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block heavy engines.
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
Where I am from
Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the opening of deer season
From May to October there is a festival every weekend celebrating a different fruit, vegetable, or agricultural product
You experience spring as three days and a weekend that rains
Where I am from
You spend winter mumbling about moving to Florida and summer bragging about not being able to find a better place in the world
If you spend more money in car washes, than in underwear.
If your car ever froze solid and you couldn't open the doors
Where I am from
If you ever had to say, "No, I am not from the city."
You amuse out of state people with winter stories*******(lots of times)
You drove through a blizzard at least twice in a winter.
If you can say Lake effect and take it seriously
Where I am from
If you talk about the Mall and have to specify which one.
If you think that Buffalo, Rochester or Syracuse are BIG cities.
If you still have winter tires in May.
Where I am from
. If you describe the size of Lake effect snow using both hands.
If you describe the size of Real Buffalo Wings using both hands.
If you do most of your holiday shopping at Wegman's
Where I am from
Upstate New York
such an odd palce to live
