Since I am documenting all the crazy opinions and ideas I've been feeling over the last month, I would like to continue with a few predictions I have for the near future. We will all be able to come back to them and see how right I am. Some will be safe bets, others a bit more daring.
1) There will be a black male president before a woman or hispanic. Give Barak Obama (spelling?) ten years.
2) Nobody will ever figure out what to call the decade from 2000-2010. Aughts? Zeros? First Decade of the 21st Century?
3) Blue will become the new black.
4) The movie going experience will become extinct in the next 15 years.
5) Skynet will become independent at 1:31 pm August 7th 2085.
6) Someone will create a computer virus that actually infect Macintosh computers.
7) McDonalds will become synonymous with good nutrition after a 200 million marketing campaign that gets its food established as a public school cafeteria staple.
8) The moon will go missing for two weeks and return with a very nice tan.
9) All babies will have computer chips implanted into their skin at birth.
10) Intelligent design will become a standard in the curriculum of ten states.
11) Many forms of cancer will be cured, many new forms will emerge.
12) The CIA will become a beuracratic causalty and FEMA will become as powerful as the NSA.
13) Spanish will become the primary language of the United States.
14) There will be CGI movies in the next decade made of Fraggle Rock, the Smurfs, Rainbow Bright Thundercats and Full House( Produced by the Olsen Twins). * Side Note- all actors will be replaced by CGI.
15) There will be a male form of birth control created that will be marketed by a post-mortem Bob Dole.
16) We will make contact with another alien lifeform but become frustrated when we realize that their technology is not as advanced as what we had in the eighties. We will still treat them like gods.
17) There will be dinosaur zoos like in Jurassic Park.
18) Nobody will ever discover Time Travel, but I will always believe in Marty McFly.
19) There will be significant progress made in pornographic technology.
20) Women will figure out technologically what it takes to reproduce without males and then proceed to exterminate us from the planet. Oprah will also be exterminated.
21) Louisiana will secede from the Union and then get more money from the federal government than they got for Katrina.
22) The following hollywood actors and actresses will become powerful politicians: Kevin Spacey, Samuel L. Jackson, Vin Diesel, Scott Bacula, Reese Witherspoon-Phillipe, Renee Zelwegger and Natalie Portman.
23) Madonna will make another bad movie.
24) I will save the world and you will never know about it.
That sounds about right...we'll wait and see.