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Nash's blog: "SEX JOKES"

created on 10/07/2006  |  http://fubar.com/sex-jokes/b11262
So there was this fish that was watching this fly hovering over the water and he was thinking " If that fly would drop six inches I could eat that fly". There was this bear watching the fish that was watching the fly and thought " If that fly would drop six inches that fish would jump up to eat the fly and I could swipe that fish out of the air and eat it". There was this hunter that was watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly and he was thinking "If that fly would drop six inches the fish would jump and the bear would reach out for the fish and I would have a good shot at the bear". There was this mouse that was watching the hunter that was watching the bear that was watching the fish that was watching the fly and he thought "If that fly would drop six inches, then that fish would jump and the bear would grab for the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear the sandwich will fall out of the hunter's pocket and I can eat the sandwich". There was this cat watching the mouse that was watching the hunter that was watching the bear that was watching the fish that was watching the fly and he was thinking " If that fly would drop six inches the fish would jump and the bear would reach for the fish and the hunter would shoot the bear and the sandwich would fall out of the hunter's pocket the mouse will run over to eat the sandwich then I can pounce on the mouse". Right at that moment the fly dropped six inches, the fish jumped and ate the fly the bear grabbed the fish the hunter shot the bear the sandwich fell the mouse ran over to grab it and the cat jumped and overshot the mouse and landed in the water ... The moral of the story ... When the fly drops six inches, the pussie gets wet.
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