Icarus's blog: "Somantics"

This blog has nothing to do with the topic.

Tonight I mowed my front lawn.
And ... came to terms with a growing attraction to hot mexican girl's sister.

I mean... it was always there.
She's the older, wiser, more temperate shorter, gentler hot mexican girl >>

Where one has the swagger and fire
this one has chilly modesty

I think where my mind wanders most
when my eyebrows are damp with sweat
and my chest is heaving
and ... my arms are bloody and bruised

isn't to how sweet it would be to hire some neighbor kid to do this shit

but rather

I think back to the time I was taking a faux-nap in the breakroom

and hot sister was talking to one of her friends
and they were talking about
porn

Oh yes.

Not only porn
but sex
and deep throating
and their graphic
personal experiences
with deep throating.

I don't know that I'll ever
EVER tell her about the fact that I overheard...

But I was ear-to-ear that whole afternoon.

Especially where she talked about how her eyes watered up from it.

Tis a charmed life I lead.

But right now I'm more concerned with the rash on my dog's feet, asthma meds, surgery games, raising an army, building robots, and computer accessories.

At the moment I'm looking into
a usb hub
a new keyboard
an external DVD RW
a bluetooth receiver
... that'll probably do for now.
Though I do need more ram. Its the one spot where my PC isn't at peak performance...

I can't find a very "me" designer keyboard.

But that tard Peacey had a pretty sweet alarm clock on his blog a few weeks ago.

They were rings that vibrate. I always wanted that watch from "our man flint". But I've found that I can't sleep with rings or a watch on.

Maybe the people that made that cool alarm designed some other stuff >>

What else?

*shrugs*
I'm playing video games and mowing my back yard this weekend.
I may or may not eat another duck.

My Beouf Borgeneon was awesome by the way >> and fuck your spell check.