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created on 11/17/2006  |  http://fubar.com/funny-things/b25682

whats the name???

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but decides, 'what the heck, I really want a drink.' When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, 'What's the name of your penis?' The customer says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink'. The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies." The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, 'Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?' The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, 'TIMEX.' The thirsty customer asks, 'Why Timex?' The fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!' A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. So, what do you call your penis?' The man to his right turns to him And proudly exclaims, 'FORD', because quality is Job 1,' Then adds, 'Have you driven a Ford, lately?' Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, 'the name of my penis is Secret.' Now give me my beer.' The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, 'Why secret?' The customer says 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!'
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