Sometimes I feel that there isn't much truth to things said influenced by a "shit-ton" of Prozac and benzodiazipines. What does all this mean you ask? Goddamn medicated whores! That's not actually what I was gonna write, but it sounded good to me. I say fuck all them pills, just fuckin' twak somebody in the damn head with a tack hammer and everything's all kinds of gravy. The logic behind this theory is simple: You start actin' all crazy, BLAM!!...(tack hammer). Start freakin' out at the department store cause you think everyone is starin' at you, BLAM!!..(tack hammer). A little on edge and thinkin' about killin' 15 people at the post office BLAM!!!...(tack hammer). Why spend all your hard earned "stacks" i.e. "Them dollars hoe", when you can just get a good ole smack upside the fuckin' dome with that "tack hammer 4real"? I mean how many times will you act crazy again after that? After that 1st one why ask for another? SImple solution to a very complicated situation.
But what if we can't do stuff that we don't know about when things don't add up tomorrow. Well to that I say I can't look at what you're not throwing at me yesterday.
There are times when death and life come together and have a tea party on the empire state building when the moon is full. They discuss times of the old and times of the New found Glory CD sucking balls beyond this realms comprehension. MAny have not thought about what they can't speak at people who are not hearing what they can't spell. But in this scenario they cannot look at what's not being said about things that aren't going on.
Now what all of that shit means is this; If you're 26 Godamn years old and trying to clean the toilet with hand soap then you;'re Goddamn stupid as fuck and a half on Tuesday. It's called hand soap ya dumb whore!! That's why they invented Godamn "TOILET BOWL CLEANER"!!!
Beyond a shadow of a doubt there is light... illuminating doubt to the point where doubt actually has a shadow...where this is taking place I have no fucking clue, but I'd hope to all fuck, that somone there knows how to clean a Goddamn toilet for Christ's sake...FUCK!!!
