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Ok, so I spend way too much time in lounges. I've manage and mis managed them. I have seen a lot of fellas on fubar acting foolish toward women. I'm not saying that i have this shit figured out....but i think i'm onto a good thesis.
*btw, pardon my grammatical mistakes*
Women are rediciliously complicated. We all know that. Hell THEY know that. Super complex with thier emotions and their hormones. No, i'm not girl bashing. I'm being 100% serious here. I'm sure this will be a hard concept for some of you fellas to grasp, but i'll do my best do make it Man-Friendly.....
Ok, so here we go....girls expect very little of us guys. They know we are the dumbest creatures on earth anyway...so these three concepts will be easily camoflauged if you have a few hiccups. NUMBER ONE! Listen! they just want themselves to be more important than the app on your phone, the score of the game or the hooters on the commercial. When they are talking to us, they want us to listen. And by listen, I don't mean like the teachers from the Peanuts cartoons. After listening it brings me to NUMBER TWO: COMPREHEND. Try to understand...80% of the time you wont get it, but fucking try! They are wasting their energy talking to us, you might as well listen to what they have to say #browniepoints.....perhaps? And last but the most important.....NUMBER THREE: CONTRIBUTE. They want some feed back...even if your a total numbskull....try to contribute. It does a variety of things for her. It confirms that you did try to pay attention...you did infact listen and lastly....that you're trying to intelligently be part of the conversation. If you can try these three things...then i promise you will be much better off! Hell you may even get laid.
