Ok,Its ne of those damn mornings,the Kind where you just wake up pissed off.So I fall out of bed around 830am or so.Pretty late for me actually,so I know I aint grumpy.Anyways I just seem to have this pissed off mindset towards liberals and shit!
So I figure I'm gonna start a crusade.I'm going after liberals,muslims,Clintons(the true evil harbingers)Gore's(bullshitting about greenhose BS)Kennedy's(everything immoral).So I am gonna start by eating a penguin,shooting a polar bear,netting for dolphins,and I might top off my day with a good old fashioned seal clubbing!!!
Now how do you know if your safe or not?? Well if you like one of these 4 things then you might be safe,the more you like ,then the more true american you are!!
1 John Wayne
2 Clint Eastwood
3 Nascar
4 Granny's Cooking
If you cant answer those then email me for your killing!!!!!
