Do you know the middle names of some of the major-party presidential contenders, declared and undeclared, for 2008?
Well, since so many made such a big fuss over the obvious first, I just thought I'd take the time and fill in the rest of the blanks...
Barack Hussein Obama
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
John Sidney McCain III
Joe Robinette Biden
Rudolph William Louis “Rudy” Guiliani III
John Reid Edwards (Born Johnny)
Maurice Robert "Mike" Gravel
Samuel Dale Brownback
William Blaine “Bill” Richardson III
Willard Mitt Romney
Christopher John Dodd
Tommy George Thompson
Newton Leroy Gingrich
Charles Timothy "Chuck" Hagel
Dennis John Kucinich
Fred Dalton Thompson (Born Freddie)
Duncan Lee Hunter
Ronald Ernest Paul
Wesley Kanne Clark
Michael Alan Weiner aka Michael Savage
Michael Dale "Mike" Huckabee
Alan Lee Keyes
Please excuse if I forgot any of the other candidates, as I mainly focused on the Republican and Democratic parties here just as a case in point.