What Not to Name Your Dog
Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover” or “Boy”. I call mine Sex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license. I told the clerk I would like to have a license for sex. He said “I’d like to have one too. Then I said, but this is a dog he said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said but you don’t understand I’ve had sex since i was nine years old. He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honey moon I took the dog with me. I told the clerk I want a room for me and my wife and a room for sex. He said all the rooms were for sex. You don’t understand sex keeps me up at night he said me too.
One day I entered sex in a contest and the dog ran off another contestant ask why I was upset? I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. But you don’t understand I said I hoped to have sex on TV he called me a show off.
Last night Sex ran off again and I went to look for him. A cop came over and asked what I was looking for at 4 am in this alley and I said Sex……….
My case comes up Friday.
