When I was a kid.. I was full of questions and wonder..
I was innocent.. but.. man.. the way uncle explained love and life sounded too painfull.
My geeky hs buddy wasn't any better..
Hey uncle what is love..?
Boy, You ever been shot in the chest or leg?
me: umm no!
uncle : I got a pistol in the.. oh wait.. your talking about that.. hahaha I was teasing u..
me: your scarey..
uncle.. It was that war .. anyways.. love is like falling down a flight of stairs.. Its all good till u hit the bottom stair way.. hahahha
me: ouch.. grandma said I can die from that..
uncle: yeah.. but thats life.. and love come along with it..
me : okayyyyyyyy.. so that was falling in love..
me: so.. love is like that black eye I got for defending my middle sisters honor..? (talk about that later) hehe
uncle: now you get it! Your a smart kid Roy! .. Now let me tell you about .. cheating, betrayal, lust, and going to a doctor that makes you lie down.
me: what!!??
uncle.. yeah..YOu know.. ok.. a broken heart is like this.. shmashing his plate on the floor..
When a man gets his heart broken by the one women he trusted.. It takes forever to fixit..
Do you actually think.. you can put that plate together? NO.. (ok.. stop trying to piece it togehter...hahah)
me: love sounds so scary..
uncle: yeah boy it is.. er Roy.. sorry ..
me: why do girls have that .. "cooties"
uncle : thats a scary diesease that is uncureable.. You know this right? You can date, marry a girl with cooties.. it goes away some.. but when you argue.. you can see the cootie signs.. just like when you were kids!
Oh its there man its there! My gf the ex.. I had to .. oh wait.. your not old enough for those stories yet.. sorry kid..
Remember love is a whole lot of whoop ass pain..
It like a snake biting u in da ass..
Its like thinking your numberrs hit and then.. you missed them by a digit..!!
Which reminds me .. you need to take your cousin and go get todays numbers..
me: i'm like 9 yrs old.. mom said.. I can't go ouside alone while im' here..
uncle.. oh right.. take your sister with ya.. andthen your a group..
me: but mom said..
uncle yeah yeah.. whatever..
Dang kids..
Now my computer mentor.. he was this genius.. now a millionare ..
Told me about women and money and pain..
He told me to find the worst cd and play it over and over oh.. wait.. cassette.. (forgot the timeperiod) lol and over..
I asked..
Hey troy.. What is rejection..???
Hey roy.. Its like this.. hold your hand out ..
Me : ok..
Troy: close your eyes.. slowing moving staple gun to my hand..
(ka pow@)
me: son of a biscuit..!! damn it .. that hurts.. i'm bleeding.. ouch .. man
troy : taking staples out of my hand..
"Roy thats the feeling you get when a woman rejects you!" Doesn't matter what she looks like..
Rejection is the same..
but.. it will hurt worse in special cases ..
ok dude?
Here, Let me get u some bactine and a bandage.. sorry.. didn't mean to go wild on the staples..
me: its ok.. I learned a valuable lesson..
troy: oh really..? what is that...?
me: only ask you about computers and not love and women!
oh but i didn't learn..
My dumb ass had to ask troy about women.. why did I ever ask.. lmao
I wonder how I turned out so descent after people like that telling me about life.. hahhahahhahhahhahhhaha
socks..
