A Juggalo is a member of the subculture that has grown up around the fanbase of the Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse, and related recording artists at Psychopathic Records.
Steps
1. There are no real steps to becoming a Juggalo. You either have the ability to become a Juggalo, or you don't.
2. Look in to websites based around Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos:
* Faygoluvers.net[1]
* Juggalonews.com[2]
* MyJuggalospace.com[3]
* insaneclownposse.com[4]
3. Go to a concert from Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, or any of Psychopathic Records other members. This is optional.
4. Ignore criticism. If you are a member of the Juggalo family, those who hate you do not matter.
5. If nothing else learn to accept and appreciate everyone for who they are and just enjoy life. Thats what the Juggalo family is about. To each their own.
6. There's no such thing as a true Juggalo. Just as long as you believe in the Dark Carnival.
7. If you listen to ICP and you don't get a weird feeling in your stomach, like an euphoric you can't explain (ICP mentions that the Juggalos can feel it inside when they talk about the Dark Carnival or the 6 joker's cards) then you can be an ICP fan but not a Juggalo.
8. Do not lie about being a Juggalo.
Tips
* You should believe in the gospel of the Dark Carnival and the 6 joker's cards.
* Know that you don't have to paint your face, it's an optional part of the lifestyle. However, if you do so, take the time to apply the paint correctly.
* Listen to your own feelings on whether you believe you are a Juggalo,.
* Try to keep aware of current Psychopathic Records releases and concerts in your area.
* Go to your local mall and kick there for a grip,your bound to see some juggalos there!
Warnings
* Don't try too hard. If you have to force yourself to be a Juggalo, then you will have a hard time becoming one.
* Being a Juggalo is a way of life, not a fashion statement.
* Don't take the words of new Juggalos too seriously, if they are wrong, correct them, but don't try and act superior.
* Juggalos are getting a very bad reputation nowadays, so be prepared to defend your beliefs and ideas.
* Real Juggalos tend to be pretty crazy, but they generally like each other.
* Defend any Juggalo whos getting picked on if you have history and know them or not
* You should be able to defend yourself and your fellow Juggalos. This is optional but recommended. Not everyone is down with the clown and you might find yourself getting jumped and stomped in the head for being a Juggalo. It's OK though, because Juggalos don't care what anyone thinks about them on the streets. Hospital bills can be split among your Juggalo friends, if in the rare case they have any cash at all.
* a Hatchet is commonly used among real juggalos to defend themselfs from thugs tryin to beat on them
* If you are a fake ass little juggahoe bitch,dont front to some real juggalos cause you will get your wig split,and your hatchet gear jacked
Things You'll Need
* Faith in the Dark Carnival is recommended.
* Well when your a Juggalo, you are yourself. You do not need a lot to be a Juggalo. All that is required are friends, the music although a main staple isn't necessary.
* Friends who are Juggalos or Juggalettes help.
* Purchasing clothing or other items from Psychopathic Records help, but it is not required.
* You need face paint. Go buy some.
* Tiny rubber bands for making your hair look like a spider is generally required!!!!!!!!!!!
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