Okay I'm so too nice to say this to someone face but I'll try to make it humorus so it won't be so bad. It's just something I have to get off my chest.:)
Okay I'm always asked by friends family and guys off the net. What are you looking for in a guy? What do I say? Nothing I try to avoid the question like the plauge. Try to ignore it like that one friend you keep running into. You know the one none of you and your friends like but yet you dont want to be the asshole who says,"Fuck Off".
I ignore the question becuase the fact is I know what I want and when I find it I'll know. Because what I'm looking for is not your ordinary guy. At least I would like to think so. He's going to be that one of the kind guy the one who stops me in my tracks when I'm walking down the street. The guy who distracts me when I'm in the middle of a conversation.
What kinda guy you ask? Well You know those guys that spend so much time at the gym or the ones you see on the wrestling circut. Those kinda guys that have more muscles then brains. Which I must admit that is a stereotype. Cause if that were true I would be dating one right now. Cause he wouldn't have the brains to know not to date the BBW. Which Is another sterotype Am I right to those BBW who know what I'm talking about. I just Love those Vin Diesel, Goldberg, Batista, John Cena muscle type. Those are the guys that get my attention and the only guys that do. Trust me I've had your average joe hit on me with a vengence all it does is make me frown and thin WTF does this dumbass want. Of course when it hits me It's like "awww poor thing. I'll be your friend." Which is the guys worst nightmare.
I've meet me share of nice guys and been hit on by your average joe but I just don't feel that attraction to them. I have many guy friends for the fact that the spark wasn't there. The Spark wasn't there cause there's no attraction. I know many of you are saying your going for the looks and not what's inside. If I did that I wouldn't have any friends. Cause I got some but ugly friends. I'm joking my friends are great I think everyone is great and they are beautiful in there own way. Hell I'm beautiful in my own way also.
I know my mom constantly tells me, "You are never going to find a man like that and even if you ever do you wouldn't know what to do with him.You'd be scared." I smile and say,"Oh I know what to do with him but you don't need to know about that."
So if I'm doomed to be single for the rest of my life cause I'm picky. Then so be it cause I know what I want and I won't settle for less. Because if that skinny Bitch Barbie can get it. So Can I damn it.
