> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
> >>they are right and you need to shut up.
> >>
> >>(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
> >>half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
> >>given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
> >>house.
> >>
> >>(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
> >>something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
> >>nothing usually end in fine.
> >>
> >>(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
> >>
> >>(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
> >>statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
> >>are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> >>arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
> >>nothing.)
> >>
> >>(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
> >>a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
> >>hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> >>
> >>(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
> >>Faint. Just say you're welcome.
> >>
> >>(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K
> >>YOU!
> >>
> >>(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
> >>statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
> >>several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
> >>man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
> >>
> >>
> >>Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
> >>avoid if they remember the terminology.
> >>
> >>Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
> >>they know it's true
