Its MONDAY that is what they have in common! Good Morning and how was your weekend? Mine was good, relaxing if that can be said for anyone knowing Marty. It has been said many a time that I run 110% most of the time and when I am not then I am running 150%. Wow, that’s’ a lot of percentages. Did anyone see that moon this morning, holey smokes it was like 12 feet away. That would have been an ideal moon for Halloween.
Have you seen the latest cause or should I say likely cause of the bridge collapse in Minnesota? Well hold on to your pigeon...There just might be a bounty on its head. Yes you called it, some officials are leaning towards the possibility that “Pigeon Dung” may have caused serious infrastructure damage on the bridge. Oh yea…sighting the “dung” is so acidic that it could rust and weaken bolts. Are you getting this? Is the country so blind that we need a quick response to tragedy? Are we that much in need of the correct answer when this sort of thing happens that we start to manufacture answers? Here is a thought, work on the cause and solution and do not tell any reporter… (excuse my American Accent)…JACK SHIT! As a citizen yes I would like to know why…I would love to know they are working towards a solution for future mishaps or the prevention of such events. But my god…pulling a rabbit out of the hat…in this case it was a pigeon! You know…the bridge was 40 years old…hmmm lets see…bridge made out of steel…hmmm cars and trucks driving over it…more so today then in the past years…it was constructed in 60’s and well I could be wrong…but has anyone seen a general steel ad? They are the people who will construct a building for you and guarantee a 50 year warranty on it for stress and possible collapses… Ok this would be a building that might get a few hundred pounds of snow on its roof a few months out of the year…50 years! … a few hundred pounds of snow… Ok I know I am not comparing apples to apples…Has anyone played that game? The game is a hoot a real fun game that can be a blast played with as many people as you want…ok back to the pigeon bridge mishap… So the general steel buildings make it at least fifty years holding off snow, rain and high winds…I imagine now they are going to have to include “Pigeon Dung” too! But the Minnesota bridge was designed to hold eight lanes of vehicles…trucks, cars, buses, and motorcycles which in some cases are a couple hundred pounds…Sooooooo all that eight scientist’s say was ok…but a few pounds of Pigeon dung can wash it all away!... Wow we should bottle that stuff and use it to disintegrate trash in public dumps…I might be on to something here…the all inclusive cure for America’s Land fills… holey smokes I am going to be a Millionaire!!! Are you tired of me slinging the dung? Me too… How about do not tell a reporter anything! We do not yet know the cause… works for me… Still investigating works for me… The cause has yet to be determined works for me…Leave the pigeons out of this…if they are the cause…wow can you imagine the Open Season on those birds, like never before. Here is an Idea… Just once I would like to see reporters who claim outlandish things, stories and get the world all up in arms over something they think they heard or was not quite what they heard… when proven wrong lose their job! Yes LOSE…THEIR…JOB…Do you know the price of wrong information? Just ask any descendant of the Salem Witch Trails. The War of the Worlds Hoax, the he said she said mishaps all over the world…bad information is never good…No more need to be said…Now this doesn’t really cause loss of life but here is an example of bad information. How many times daily, weekly do you get a Virus Warning Hoax, Chain Letter Hoax, A free Network changing to a paid network Hoax….all asking you to pass along and cause more blockage and stress on emails and the systems used to communicate… rushing to conclusions do not help. Investigating the facts and coming up with a well thought of plan of action does. Pigeon Dung, although it may have acidic qualities and taste bad…(Oh slap me for adding that little morsel in) I think it is no more dangerous or caustic to us then drinking Diet Coke…Oh I can see it now. Fast food restaurant: Yes I would like a double cheese burger, an order of fries and a small pigeon dung ….
I have seriously lost it… You know… Pigeon crap on a person ever day let me see if that little piece of info is available…be right back…miss me? We I could not find the exact amount of actual people getting dropped on…but I did find a web page dedicated to cleaning up Bird Droppings when they happen…oh you are going to love the name: Care to guess?...... B. S. R. Oh yeah you guessed it.
Have a wonderful day… IT”S MONDAY for Heavens sake Have fun enjoy… If not… I will send a Homing Pigeon…ha ha
A Huge (Bird Dung Free) Hug and a pat or two to send you off
Mart
