The portions of a woman that appeals to man's depravity, is constructed with considerable care,
And what appears to you and me as a simple cavity, is really an elaborate affair.
And doctors that have bothered to examine this phenomena on numerous experimental dames,
Have searched the lower regions of the feminine abdomina, and given them delightful Latin names!
There's the vulva, the vagina, the jolly perineum, and the Hyman which is sometimes found in brides,
And lots of other gadgets you would love if you could see'em, the clitoris and god knows what besides!
So isn't it a pity, when common people chatter, on these matters to which I have referred,
That they use for such a sweet and delicate a matter,
Such a short and unattractive word?
