I stopped at Wendy's on my way home from Target, where I got a killer new lamp, to get some lunch. I ordered the chicken nugget value meal with a diet coke. The little bitch boy at the counter repeats at me with a smug little look on his face "a DIET coke?" to which I replied "Yes, a diet coke." He then chuckled. "Listen here you little judgmental cocksucker, I can't have regular coke. I don't care about the calories. If I did I OBVIOUSLY wouldn't be ordering 10 nuggets, but next time you wanna look at someone with that little shit eating grin you should remember some people are diabetic and can't have the regular shit. So wipe that stupid look off your face and get me my food." I need stronger meds.