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1. Do you like blue cheese: With chicken wings or chicken fingers.
2. Coke or Pepsi: I'm a veteran of the cola wars. I'll take what's offered
3. Do you own a gun: Two super soakers. Rubberband gun. A few NERF guns. And a 44. replica Co2 pellet gun. Yeah, I'm kind of a badass...
4. What flavor of Kool-Aid: Grape
5. Hotdogs: On the 4th of July.
6. Favorite TV show: Oh shit, this is a hard one. Actual cable show: True Detective.
7. Do you believe in ghosts: I used to, I don't know anymore. I've learned to just admit I have no fucking clue.
8. What do you drink in the morning: Sparkling water lol. I'm a fancy girl.
9. Can you do a push-up: How dare you, survey!!
10. Favorite jewelry: I have this huge leather bracelet with snaps and a hand embroidered Baphomet on it that a friend made me. It's rad, but I never wear it. I own like, zero jewelery. I did spend a ridiculous amount of money on a watch that I wore for a year, and now that I'm thinking about it, I have no idea where the fuck it is lol
11. Favorite hobby: Playing guitar and writing.
12. Do you have ADD/ADHD: Nope
13. Do you wear glasses: I do. Since the 4th grade, and guess what? I lose my glasses allllll the time. Probably the most important Item I own and I lose them all the time. So, If you ever try to hand me a baby, and I spin away defensively, dont take it personal. I can't keep track of the glasses on my face, so that baby wouldnt be in good hands.
14. Favorite cartoon character: Alfred E. Neuman
15. Three things you did today: Read and responded to some work emails. Ate a granola bar....had some fucking internet survey make me feel bad about my lack of productivity today.
16. Drinks you drink all the time: Sparkling water. NOT seltzer water! Seltzer water taste like robot ball sweat, bleccchhh!
17. Current worries: Aliens. Wil they come here for sexy fun time? Or...murderey torture time?
18. Do you believe in magic: Magic? Like Miracles? Or like when I leave something in the oven for too long and yet it comes out the best it's ever been?
19. Favorite place to be: Lake Bonaparte
20. How did you bring in the New Year: I am legitamately having a hard time remembering lol. A buddy got a new house, and I think we partied there?
21. Where would you like to visit: Japan!
22. Name two people that will likely play: I can't grasp this question. NEXT!
23. Favorite movie: The Big Lewbowski and The Shining.
24. Favorite color: Green
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets: Sure.
26. Can you whistle: Like the wind!!
27. Where are you now: In my office in a stupid expensive office chair that I try to justify said purchase of all the time.
28. Where would you rather be right now: At the lake. On a boat.
29. Favorite food: Italian
30. Least favorite color: They all have their place.
31. What's in your pockets: Guitar pick. Two quarters and two pennies. Wallet.
32. What's the last thing that made you laugh: This guy on a Survivor re-run last night made a really ugly crying face and gave a very dramatic speech about his passion for the game. It fucking killed me. I literally woke up laughing about it today.
33. Favorite animal: Snakes. My mother was terrified of snakes and I hated my mother......JK! I love my mom lol. IDK, Sugar gliders are pretty cool.
34. Most recent injury: Stubbed toe. Lets keep it that way.
35. How many TVs are in your house: 3
36. Worst pain ever: I shattered my left foot when I was 19 and wasn't fully aware of the extent of the injury until the next morning. That morning, it hurt.
37. Do you like to dance: I will rip a fucking dance floor.
38. Are your parents still alive: Yes
39. Do you enjoy camping? Very much for the first two days. After that I just want to shower.
40. Have you ever went bungee jumping: Negative.
Why is it that people who generally believe in conspiracy theories are the same type of people to scoff at anyone "dumb enough" to have blind faith and practice an organized religion? It's odd to me because they'd be more than happy to remind someone with faith that there is no definitive proof of their God, and yet they themselves subscribe to these wild and complex theories that also lack definitive proof. I guess I'm just not understanding the breakdown of logic. How can someone who refuses to believe the conjecture displayed by one group, accept it from another?
I myself am simply not religious. In fact a younger me would have been quick to mock someone with blind faith. More recently I'm apt to be open minded and understanding. Not so much because I believe that most people are the product of their environment, or even that everyone needs to believe in something. But more so to avoid having the exhausting conversation that follows with voicing your disbelief in organized religion. I'm the same way when it comes to conspiracy theories. Actually I'm even a little more patient and willing to listen to them because they're usually a creatively rad story. Sometimes they even have photos and videos!! Then again the bible has some gnarly stories too. Maybe if the apostles had had access to the technology we have today, they could have shown people some photos/videos that were taken out of context, or out of focus, and inspired a shit storm of youtube hits and shares. Regardless, I'm still of the final opinion that whatever half-cocked bullshit presented to me is exactly that. Half-cocked bullshit. My disbelief holds no prejudices when it comes to misinformation. Whether it be water into wine or FEMA run by an intergalactic agent attempting to disarm us to grease the wheels of an alien invasion. It's bull-puckey, bud!
Not to too drastically switch gears, but when it comes to the Westboro Baptists, I have a completely closed mind. I despise the fact that I have to share a planet with those people. I believe they should all be dragged to a Justin Bieber concert and raped repeatedly, and with great vigor, at the hands of violent convicts chosen by the families of any ones funeral they've ever protested. Seriously. There is no "theory" about who these people are and what they are up to. It's a FACT that these bible eating weirdos are begging to be purged from this Earth and taken far far away from us sinners. I don't even care who does it. Whether it be Jesus coming back on his holy boomerang tour, aliens, or a fucking hit squad made up of a chupacabra, bigfoot, and the ghost of the "original" Paul McCartney. I would love to see someone deliver them to the afterlife...fuckin' Gangnam Style!
