oh boy, you will love this...
>
> I cross ocean,
> poor and broke,
> Take bus,
> see employment folk.
>
> Nice man treat me
> good in there,
> Say I need to
> see welfare.
>
> Welfare say,
> 'You come no more,
> We send cash
> right to your door.'
>
> Welfare checks,
> they make you wealthy,
> Medicaid it keep
> you healthy!
>
> By and by,
> I get plenty money,
> Thanks to you,
> American dummy.
>
> Write to friends
> in motherland,
> Tell them 'come
> fast as you can.'
>
> They come in turbans
> and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house
> with welfare bucks
>
> They come here,
> we live together,
> More welfare checks,
> it gets better!
>
> Fourteen families,
> they moving in,
> But neighbor's patience
> wearing thin.
>
> Finally, white guy
> moves away,
> Now I buy his house,
> and then I say,
> 'Find more aliens
> for house to rent.'
> And in the yard
> I put a tent.
>
> Send for family
> they just trash,
> But they, too,
> draw the welfare cash!
> Everything is
> very good,
> And soon we
> own the neighborhood.
>
> We have hobby
> it's called breeding,
> Welfare pay
> for baby feeding.
>
> Kid's need dentist?
> Wife's need pills?
> We get free!
> We got no bills!
>
> American's crazy!
> He pay all year,
> To keep welfare
> running here.
>
> We think America
> darn good place!
> Too darn good for
> the white man race.
> If they no like us, they can
> scram,
> Got lots of room in Pakistan .
>
> It is interesting that the federal government
> provides a
> single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00
> and each can also get an additional $580.00 in
> social assistance for a total of$2,470.00
>
> This compares very well to a single pensioner who
> after contributing
> to the growth and development of America for 40 to
> 50 years can only
> receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age
> pension and Guaranteed income Supplement.
>
> Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!
>
> Lets send this to all Americans, so we can all be
> ticked off
> and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to
> $1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and
> enjoy some of the money we
> were forced to submit to the Government over the
> last 40 or 50 years.
>