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welfare poem

oh boy, you will love this... > > I cross ocean, > poor and broke, > Take bus, > see employment folk. > > Nice man treat me > good in there, > Say I need to > see welfare. > > Welfare say, > 'You come no more, > We send cash > right to your door.' > > Welfare checks, > they make you wealthy, > Medicaid it keep > you healthy! > > By and by, > I get plenty money, > Thanks to you, > American dummy. > > Write to friends > in motherland, > Tell them 'come > fast as you can.' > > They come in turbans > and Ford trucks, > I buy big house > with welfare bucks > > They come here, > we live together, > More welfare checks, > it gets better! > > Fourteen families, > they moving in, > But neighbor's patience > wearing thin. > > Finally, white guy > moves away, > Now I buy his house, > and then I say, > 'Find more aliens > for house to rent.' > And in the yard > I put a tent. > > Send for family > they just trash, > But they, too, > draw the welfare cash! > Everything is > very good, > And soon we > own the neighborhood. > > We have hobby > it's called breeding, > Welfare pay > for baby feeding. > > Kid's need dentist? > Wife's need pills? > We get free! > We got no bills! > > American's crazy! > He pay all year, > To keep welfare > running here. > > We think America > darn good place! > Too darn good for > the white man race. > If they no like us, they can > scram, > Got lots of room in Pakistan . > > It is interesting that the federal government > provides a > single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 > and each can also get an additional $580.00 in > social assistance for a total of$2,470.00 > > This compares very well to a single pensioner who > after contributing > to the growth and development of America for 40 to > 50 years can only > receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age > pension and Guaranteed income Supplement. > > Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! > > Lets send this to all Americans, so we can all be > ticked off > and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to > $1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and > enjoy some of the money we > were forced to submit to the Government over the > last 40 or 50 years. >
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