Woodstock's blog: "The Failbox"

Here you will learn about my quirky tendancies and the way I write.

Sometimes I write in rant spasms, sometimes deep meaning.

To open, I'd like to say a little about me.

One day, I started writing poetry. Oh wow, I just noticed how many features

this blog has. Holy crap - it's like a free version of Microsoft Word 98 or something. Me likey!

Although I don't see auto-correct or typo lines. But whatever. I'm anally retentive about typos.

No, that does not mean I retain things in my anus, it's a phrase. You can learn all sorts of phrases

from www.youtube.com/hotforwords and possibly even end up staring, cuz that chick is fuckin cute.

Anyway, I ended up writing a lot of poetry nonstop, then tried my hand at writing stories, short stories,

and songs. I've become adept, in my opinion at writing lyrics especially. No, I can't post them due to

possible plagiarism, but possibly though a private message. Well, knowing me I'll end up posting them anyway

cuz I have self esteem issues and I need comments to boost it, so I guess you can even expect them to come

up sometime soon. I probably write like Lane Staley of Alice in Chains, if in fact he wrote his lyrics.

Anyway, I guess that's all for now. Well, I have a youtube account where you can view me and my sister being random

and me playing guitar along to her singing, but we just started so nobody knows us. Perhaps we'll grow like algae

one day cuz of our bulletins and blog mentionings, but right now we're just a budding acoustic project.

We named ourself The Insomniact Show on youtube. www.youtube.com/insomniactshow is the link.

We named it that cuz well, we made it at like 4:56AM or something. We were bored and inspired so there it is.

One day, we'll post a new youtube actually called The Failbox and it'll be our comedy type thing, but we aren't

funny. I don't think. I may say somethings, but I laugh at my own jokes, so they can't be that funny.

My humor is basically universal. If I think it's funny, I'll post it or laugh at it. I don't believe in "humor types."

That's just an excuse to single people out on awkward moments. Pfft. Screw that.

...and I'm done for now.