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weirdo's on dating sites.
created @ 04/5/2011 06:19 pm
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so, i decided to make a profile on this dating site;so i did.
I wasn't finding anyone local so, i decided to meet up with this kid who was 21, now, that is pushing it- i like my men a bit older.

so, i met him at the thrift store, and i was hesitant to give him my address, so i gave him a fake one, 666 lime ave, like a douche bag- he map quested it, and he said that he couldnt find it, ahaha..

so, then we walk to my friends house, and he was being a weirdo.. like touching my phone, and going thru my shit on there, which i didnt mind because I have a shit tons of pictures of dicks on there, and I didnt feel like erasing them, so i just left them there.

So, we are hanging out at my friends house, and out of the blue, he asks me to delete my "profile" on that site, and he's asking me for my Password, and shit,Im like, umm, i use that pw for everything, which i dont, but the first couple hours you meet me your going to tell me to delete my shit?

well, i deleted it,only to make a new one.. lol.

he kept texting me while he was here, with in 4 feet of me, if i would date him..

..i couldnt take anymore of his shit, so i told him to leave.
and he did.


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